Well okay, my only regret is that I ever existed here, jesus christ.
Not going to delete this profile on the sole purpose of viewing and my stash, but I'm never coming back. At least not here. Figured I'd put some closure to this for people who didn't figure it out already. Not that it's even relevant anymore.
Guess we've all had moments where we embarrass ourselves on the internet. Ahaaaaaa, don't come looking for me.